Entry: Whiffled
Pronunciation: 'wif-ulled
Function: verb, past tense
Etymology: Snarkfest Date: 1/24/06
: what one does when one uses a plastic (whiffle) bat in anger.

"I swear to God, if the Lex/Lana/Clark triangle is part of Lex's journey to the dark side, I'm buying a plastic baseball bat and a plane ticket to Vancouver, and someone is going to get whiffled."

Also acceptable: whiffling (present tense).