51 Things About Me

1. I milk cows for a living, hence the milkmaid diary. (Just in case you were wondering) 2. I am sick of milking cows. The hours are long, the pay sucks. 3. I like lollies, and lots of them. 4. Surprisingly I have no fillings 5. I have a mini zoo at home. This includes cats, dog, chooks, cows, and 2 whiny goats. 6. I did have a geriatric turtle. 7. My favourtie foods would be chips, apple pie with whipped cream, roast pork and pretty much all kinds of seafood. 8. I love beer. 9. Beer makes me friendly. 10. Lots of beer makes me VERY friendly. 11. Too much beer just makes me silly and I talk complete bullshit. 12. I also like whiskey. 13. Insert the word whiskey in #9 and 10 14. Too much whiskey makes me puke. 15. And it aggravates my stomach ulcer. 16. I am a gemini and born inthe chinese year of the tiger. 17. I am nearly 30. Holy CRAP. 18. I am of Maori and Irish descent. 19. Hence I drink alot and hate paying for it. 20. I have black hair and hazel eyes which don't work too well. 21. Because of this I must wear corrective lenses. Purple ones. 22. I am 5'9". 23. I also have big feet. 24. I hate buying shoes to fit the big feet. 25. I have freckles. Thanks grandad. 26. I am a university drop-out. 27. I went to university for an education of the fun kind. 28. I have an older brother who has kindly provided grandchildren for my mother. This takes the pressure off me. 29. If I ever posses the desire to marry again it will be to a man that is at least 6 ft tall. And funny. 30. My favourite sports to play would be soccer and touch rugby. 31. My favourite sports to watch would be rugby (as long as the All Blacks aren't losing to Australia), wrestling- The Rock mmmhmmmmmmm, Hockey and American Football. 32. I enjoy playing Fantasy Hockey, but thats only beacuse I am WINNING 33. I would enjoy playing Fantasy Football if I was winning but my team sucked the big one in the first 3 weeks. Thanks McNabb. Get better AFTER I drop you. 34. But I beat Roach and Oh !!!!!!!! 35. I tan in 2 minutes. Now I have wickedly ugly tan lines. 36. I like watching movies. I have seen every Adam Sandler movie about 1000 times. 37. I cry at really sad movies. 38. I can swear pretty good in Maori and very well in English. 39. I tried to learn German in high school and failed miserably. 41. I have done many, many stupid things while intoxicated. 42. This includes being "removed" from MacDonalds. 43. I sing very very badly. 44. I have learnt that drinking 24 cans of beer in one sitting = 3 day hangover. 45. I will never ever do that again. 46. I find it impossible to eat more than 4 slices of pizza at once. 47. I am allergic to housework. 48. People who whistle annoy the bejezers out of me. 49. My favourtie TV shows as a kid were Dukes of Hazzard, Chips and Basil Brush. 50. I now like Queer eye and CSI. 51. I will send Tim Tams to the first person who can correctly tell me why I chose 51.